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var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "Bacon makes everything taste better";
r_text[1] = "Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa";
r_text[2] = "She is like a delicate fawn, but crossed with a Buick. - Jack Nicholson";
r_text[3] = "I find humming very useful. - Elvis Costello";
r_text[4] = "If your sorority has to sell jam to buy beer, you're drinking too much - Hank Hill";
r_text[5] = "My sloppy joe is all sloppy and no joe! - Bobby Hill";
r_text[6] = "We can all sleep easy at night knowing that somewhere at any given time, the Foo Fighters are out there fighting Foo. - David Letterman";
r_text[7] = "The money lies in the RBIs. - Jeff Kent";
r_text[8] = "I know the price of success: dedication, hard work and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen. — Frank Lloyd Wright";
var i = Math.floor(9*Math.random())

document.write(r_text[i]);